Keg Stand Fail

Its true...I failed. i didn't plan on failing (obviously....well...maybe not obviously for some things....but maybe we can talk about that later)


the point is....I failed at doing a kegstand this weekend. the reason, I have to suppose...is because I had consumed about 100 beers that night. ok...not 100


but a bunch...and WHOLE bunch....and so I sized up the keg....lined up my hands

and then i think my arms were like..."uhhh....absolutely not"

and they gave out on me....which i don't really know why...i can do a hand stand against like...a door or whatever...or a wall...so my arms can USUALLY hold me up.


damned beer.




in other news....the temperature on the mountain this weekend was Damn Cold degrees....which translated into doing the Tube park instead of snowboarding....sucked


i regret not snowboarding.



Finally, i would like to also thank Katy Perry....for having a name that sounds funny when you say it with a mouth full or marshmallow (not an actual mouth full of marshmallow....but if you say her name like you DO have a mouthful....you will get hours of joy out of it....(hours is too strong maybe....you will get a good chuckle out of it at least....))


that should be enough.



greedy

41 Flavors

Some random thoughts today. Firstly...I want to meet someone named Nicholas Snick


Nick Snick for short....


Also, i can't seem to tell the difference between a "Cinnamon" flavored jelly bean.....and the "Fruth Punch" flavor...

it makes eating jellybeans sort of like...an adventure....because until you bite down...you have no idea what you are getting. (i should just pay closer to attention to the kind of jellybean i am grabbing)




So I am going to try snowboarding this weekend. It will be my first time EVER.

Skiing I enjoy...and will continue to enjoy i imagine...however this snowboarding adventure will be really important. primarily, I just want to look cool. I have spent too long doing dorky things in my life (playing trumpet....having dandruff...eating an entire box of mac and cheese to myself every day after school when i was in middle school....not having friends)

the point is....snowboarding is cool no matter who you are. it is hard to be a dork on a snowboard.

i'm sure once i get out there and see a bunch of dorks on snowboards, i will change my tune.


but for now....snowboarding is perfect....because it makes you cool.





report to follow....

Pats Season = over

what the hell happened? i mean seriously!!!....what the hell happened!?!?


ok...enough about that. i could seriously go on for a minute about how horrible that game was. its fine....fuck the jets




in other news...big plans coming up this weekend. As is the annual tradition (among MANY annual traditions) - we are going skiing, in North Conway, this weekend. Some people go snow tubing...others try snowboarding for the first time (me....this year)...and other just enjoy a good ski down the slopes. what we can ALL agree on during this weekend however...is that the fire in the fireplace...is to be built TOO big....and cause panic amongst the house guests regarding safety and whatnot. also...there will be a keg...that gets tapped in the first night...


i think i would also like to have a gangster name...idk what it would be....but something that conveys like..."he is to be feared...but he also loves to rap and make people laugh"



snickers are ridiculous....i am reading the back of one of the wrappers...."Substantialiscious"

uhhh...."Substantia-shut the hell up"



that is all for now.

Brief, but important

Ok, I am at work....and I am not really supposed to be writing on my blog I have to imagine.

This is a post just to inform folks of an up and coming blog...."WKZZY".....idk when it will jump off...but soon. keep your eyes peeled (i think there is no one....but maybe the few family members who currently read this)


in other news....i have to get back to work....


sucks