first of all, i turned 28 this year....and by this year, i mean like...2 days ago.
wtf??? how the hell did i get this old. i don't FEEL old....but every year its just like.."how did I get here? I remember being younger and thinking it could last forever..." oh well....it was a fun birthday
i will say a few things about a few things though....
bugs....so many of them suck...i mean really suck.
i know they are all a part of the circle of life and whatnot...and i'm sure they help to create a balance somehow in nature...
so i can let them live.....but get them the hell out of my house.
you are stupid bugs...and i hate you.
Judge Joe Brown is condescending and he makes people feel like assholes.
thats all i have to say about him
Golf is in two days.....it might rain, which would suck...but i am pretty psyched for the trip regardless. they don't rent clubs though...so i think i might be stuck with my 4 clubs from 1948...i don't even know how the hell i got the clubs...i think i was doing construction and someone was throwing them away....
that should have been the big clue right there....
my cousin was just at a 3 day music festival in upstate new york..."Camp Biscuit"
it was a 3 day festival.....she said there were literally drugs and hippies EVERYWHERE....she showed me a bunch of pictures...
almost too intense for me...i don't think i could possibly handle 3 days of that.
she told me the story of this one kid who was there with a friend of his....and they took a bunch of mushrooms....so one of the kids...says..."i'm gonna go watch a few of the bands"
and the other kid says..."no problem...i'll meet you down there"
so Kid A goes down to the music....gets a text from his friend saying..."dude, can you come up here, like...now?"
response..."uhhh, i was kind of wanting to finish this band, but then i'll come back"
"forget it dude..."
so Kid A finishes up the set....and walks back to the tent...
Kid B....has freaked out apparently....and has taken out Kid A's suitcase, and cooler, and tent....
and left.....with the car....his phone is shut off.....and he is tripping on mushrooms...,
the festival was in upstate new york....these kids drove up from Rhode Island
that fuckin sucked for that kid...
